Lambert Art

"Blasting forth with the power of 10 million butterfly sneezes." - G. Edge
Jun 12
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Fights On! Navy Fighter Weapons School, more popularly known as Topgun.  This painting takes place before Maverick and Goose.   The original is 14x20 on illustration board.  Mixed media: Gouache, ink, and graphite.

Fights On! Navy Fighter Weapons School, more popularly known as Topgun.  This painting takes place before Maverick and Goose.   The original is 14x20 on illustration board.  Mixed media: Gouache, ink, and graphite.

Jun 05
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I WANT one of these.  I’m serious.  I’ll gladly trade in my Honda to make a deal.  I don’t even want all of those fancy expensive packages such as advanced smart weapontry.  NO, I simply do NOT want to sit in traffic anymore, EVER again.  Please, McDonnell Douglas I’m pleading to you.

I WANT one of these.  I’m serious.  I’ll gladly trade in my Honda to make a deal.  I don’t even want all of those fancy expensive packages such as advanced smart weapontry.  NO, I simply do NOT want to sit in traffic anymore, EVER again.  Please, McDonnell Douglas I’m pleading to you.

Jun 03
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Anybody like coffee out there?  Anybody?  I found this at World Market…and yes it Kicks Ass!

Anybody like coffee out there?  Anybody?  I found this at World Market…and yes it Kicks Ass!

May 18
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Weird Dream

I used to have a huge crush on tv actress Dana Delany when she was working on China Beach a million years ago. Recently, I saw an episode of Desperate Housewives where she currently plays some minor role.  Anyway, getting to my dream from last night, it was weird because I was on the set of the show, surrounded by all the cast members and I remarked, “Hey, which one of these fine ladies is going to be my love interest?”  Then the director guy says “None of them!  You’re the son of one of them!”  Then Delany’s character hands me this apple after taking a bite and  I’m    screamming…”NOOOO!  This is impossible!!”  Straight out of Empire Strikes Back. Very strange.

May 12
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F3H Demon.  Probably not the kind of demons you were hoping for.

F3H Demon.  Probably not the kind of demons you were hoping for.

May 08
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Tumblarity

onionvolcano:

I don’t want to know.  I wish I could make it go away.

lambertart:

I have a Tumblarity of 0!  Wow, that’s better than I thought.

May 01
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The Force is strong in this one.

The Force is strong in this one.

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Don’t feel like working today…Must use the force.

Don’t feel like working today…Must use the force.

Apr 20
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lambertart:
Gads! I own three of these albums but alas no turntable to hear them on. These are great.  No “White Album”???
onionvolcano:

nudawn:
Greatest hits albums are like cheating.
Wow, good stuff!

lambertart:

Gads! I own three of these albums but alas no turntable to hear them on. These are great.  No “White Album”???

onionvolcano:

nudawn:

Greatest hits albums are like cheating.

Wow, good stuff!

Mar 11
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FJ-3 Furies from VMF-333 “Shamrocks”. Happy St. Patty’s Day!

FJ-3 Furies from VMF-333 “Shamrocks”. Happy St. Patty’s Day!